Good day, New California Republic citizens, this is Mad Dog and you listen to the best radio station in the whole Mojave Wasteland territory, Vault Radio 1.
Some of you keep asking me about my opinion on protection of our environment, well, folks, we definitely should protect these sandy hills we living on these days, it's as simple as this. If we stop, I'm pretty sure, our lovely yellow piles of sand will be gone and all we will have been left with will be rocks. And may God and all of you people forgive my arrogance, but I hate rocks to the death.
We can not do much about rocks at the moment. They are tough guys, rocks. But I keep dreaming about the world where human kind will be free and strong and win the battle with rocks.
As you can see, we have no choice and if we want to survive in this post-apocalyptic world we must protect our environment. Who are the most dangerous enemies of our environment you may ask. And I have the answer – it's Caesar's Legion. Yes, I'm talking about those gang of barbarians from the east that came to our region to conquer our resources and enslave us. Some of our scribes think that Legion successfully obtained nuclear weapon from some special vault deep in the continent and will use it in the near future.
As you know NCR too have nuclear weapon, so we can make preventive nuclear strike on Caesar's Legion Head Quarters. Those bastards probably thought about this possibility and maybe this is the main reason we are still living in post-apocalyptic world. Also not much we can do about this problem at the moment.
This conflict may lead us in post-post-apocalyptic world and if you ask me I will tell you that this variant of our future is right on the second place in the list of things I hate most, right after rocks. God I hate that gray pieces of crap.
Another thing people keep talking about these days is the extinction of brahmins. Those two headed mutant cows which supply us with meet and serve as transport to our caravans keep dieing much faster than they can reproduce. It's sad for sure not to have ability to eat juicy brahmin stake in the morning. I will have put this at the third position in the list of thins I hate most.
Hey I think we can fix this problem. How about becoming vegans for some time? This definitely won't prevent brahmine population of growing bigger. And there is small chance it actually will help. So, what about saving some juicy brahmine stake to our children and grandchildren? Well who am I kidding? Most of you will answer – to hell with children and grandchild – I want my stake now! I know you like myself.
That is all folks! It was Mad Dog on Vault Radio 1 and some comments on the top three problems of our environment.