Hello, my name is Dante and I will tell you about tomorrow weather in hell. The sponsor of our forecast is The Catholic Church, - “Catholic Church – get rich or die poor, but give us ten percent”.
As
always I will tell you about weather in every circle. And by our
tradition we begin with first circle – Limbo. We usually do not see
sun in limbo and tomorrow won't be exception. The day and night will
be foggy and the thickness of the fog will rise towards the end of
the day. The temperature will be mild.
In
the second circle – Lust as you can guess the weather would be
really windy. The souls possessed by this sin will be blown back and
forth by the terrible winds of a violent storm, without rest.
Habitats
of third circle – Gluttony will certainly need umbrellas, good
shoes and clothes because there will be icy rain and vile slush
produced by ceaseless foul.
The
fourth circle - Greed will be having another quite day in steeps. The
temperature will be just fine for stone transporting.
The
circle of Anger still consists mostly of the swamp-like water of the
river Styx. The weather will be windy with some showers.
The
circle of Heresy will have cloudy weather and it might be rain in the
evening. But you should not worry – souls trapped in flaming tombs
won't miss their suffering.
Violence circle
due to the river of boiling blood and fire
will have hot weather. Some part of this
circle reside in a desert of flaming sand
with fiery flakes raining from the sky, a fate similar to Sodom
and Gomorrah.
The
eighth circle – Fraud will
be having hot weather because of the lake
of boiling pitch. Also
there is information about epidemic situation
in this circle and I won't suggest you to
travel there because of diseases.
In
the last, ninth circle - Treachery
the traitors will be
frozen in a lake of ice and
icy wind will be softly
touching the skin
on their faces. The weather will be good for ice-skating.